dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms
oeus:
how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me)
me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,
me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die
remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you
She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤